The Hostile Hospital by Lemony Snicket

The Hostile Hospital by Lemony Snicket

Dear Reader,

Before you throw this awful book to the ground and run as far away from it as possible, you should probably know why. This book is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children’s miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful books in the world.

There are many pleasant things to read about, but this book contains none of them. Within its pages are such burdensome details as a suspicious shopkeeper, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anaesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire. Clearly you do not want to read about such things.

I have sworn to research this story, and to write it down as best I can, so I should know that this book is something best left on the ground, where you undoubtedly found it.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket


Book Overview:

Author: Lemony Snicket | Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events | Format: Audiobook | Narrated by: Tim Curry | Length: 4 hours, 16 minutes | Publish Date: January 1, 2001 | Genre: YA/Children’s Fantasy | Rating: ★ ★ ★  | Recommend: Yes

“E!” Klaus cried. “E as in Exit!” The Baudelaires ran down E as in Exit, but when they reached the last cabinet, the row was becoming F as in Falling File Cabinets, G as in Go the Other Way! and H as in How in the World Are We Going to Escape?”


Finally, the plot thickens!

Well, not really, since as much as they wanted to find out more about the fire that killed their parents, and the Quagmire Triplets, and VFD, they were sooooo close but too late. Once again, these series of unfortunate events continue to deliver lackluster outcomes on the fate of the Baudelaires and why their parents had to die in such a tragic way.

At least we know that there is a mysterious file about the Baudelaires, including a potential survivor of the fire, and two people that were friends with the Baudelaire parents, but who Violet, Klaus and Sunny have never met in their life! Wow, did that sentence even make sense?

The series is definitely getting better, and we are getting so close to figuring out everything! Like what the REAL VFD is, and where the Baudelaire file is, and why the heck is Count Olaf is such an evil creature!

Stay tuned.

Don’t forget to check out Lemony Snicket’s Author Spotlight here!
Scarlet by Marissa Meyer

Scarlet by Marissa Meyer

Cinder, the cyborg mechanic, returns in the second thrilling installment of the bestselling Lunar Chronicles. She’s trying to break out of prison—even though if she succeeds, she’ll be the Commonwealth’s most wanted fugitive. 

Halfway around the world, Scarlet Benoit’s grandmother is missing. When Scarlet encounters Wolf, a street fighter who may have information as to her grandmother’s whereabouts, she is loath to trust this stranger, but is inexplicably drawn to him, and he to her. As Scarlet and Wolf unravel one mystery, they encounter another when they meet Cinder. Now, all of them must stay one step ahead of the vicious Lunar Queen Levana, who will do anything for the handsome Prince Kai to become her husband, her king, her prisoner.


Book Overview:

Author: Marissa Meyer | Series: The Lunar Chronicles | Format: Audiobook | Narrated by: Rebecca Soler | Length: 11 hours, 19 minutes | Publish Date: February 5, 2013 | Genre: YA Fantasy/Science Fiction | Literary Awards: Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Best Young Adult Fantasy & Science Fiction (2013), Premio El Templo de las Mil Puertas Nominee for Mejor novela extranjera perteneciente a saga (2013) | Rating: ★ ★ ★ ★  | Recommend: HECK YES

“A relieved grin filled up Thorne’s face. “We’re having another moment, aren’t we?”
“If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.” 


This series honestly just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it?!

We continue on with Cinder’s story, with her breaking out of prison in order to escape certain death from the evil Queen Levana. She somehow gets stuck with “Captain” Thorne, a criminal sentenced to six years in prison in New Beijing, who has a spaceship that sends them off to Europe. Why Europe? Well, with Cinder’s revelation in the previous book (spoiler alert, I’m not going to tell you!), she thinks she can find the answers she’s looking for by searching for a woman named Michelle Benoit.

“He gaped at the controls. “Why is my ship talking back to me?” 


Now we don’t just follow Cinder’s story in this book.

In the meantime, we meet a girl named Scarlet Benoit (hmmm…. relation to Michelle, maybe?) who has been trying to find information on her missing grandmother. She believes that her grandmother was kidnapped since it is not like her grandmother to disappear without saying anything. From there, she meets a mysterious fighter named “Wolf”, who has information on where Scarlet’s grandmother is and why she was taken in the first place. From their tiny village of Rieux, they travel to Paris to find out what secret Scarlet’s grandmother is hiding and try to rescue her from her kidnappers.

In Paris is where our two heroines meet one another, and that’s when things get extremely interesting.

I love Cinder with all my heart, but I have to say that I love Scarlet too. From her French accent, and her fierce loyalty to her grandmother, she is a stubborn, hardheaded girl that will stop at nothing to rescue her grandmother. Even when the police tell her that the missing person’s case is closed because there is no evidence of foul play, she doesn’t allow that to deter her from trying to figure out what’s going on. Her adventure with Wolf is filled with danger and excitement, as they go across the country and find out exactly how dangerous Queen Levana really is.

Not to mention, back in New Beijing, Emperor Kai is still having to deal with the fallout of Cinder’s incident at the Royal Ball and keeping Queen Levana’s wrath at bay. Will he be able to hold his own against the Lunar Queen? Or will Earth be attacked and go to war against Luna?

I can’t wait to find out what happens in the next two books! The story is just so intense and I constantly get lost in this world and I just want Queen Levana to lose this battle!  Also, Kai, you are irritating me right now and you need to get better. Here comes Cress!

Don’t forget to check out Marissa Meyer’s Author Spotlight here!
Dreadmarrow Thief by Marjory Kaptanoglu

Dreadmarrow Thief by Marjory Kaptanoglu

“A novel that celebrates life and love the way only the best fantasy tales can.” -Kirkus Reviews

SEEKING LOVE, REVENGE, AND A CURE FOR DEATH…

In this thrilling fantasy adventure, sixteen-year-old Tessa Skye shapeshifts into a sparrow using a windrider—a forbidden magical amulet. When she accidentally reveals herself to the wicked Conjurer Lord Fellstone, the tyrant has her papa killed. Overcome by guilt and remorse, Tessa sets out for the castle to steal Fellstone’s Dreadmarrow, his most prized magical artifact, which has the power to restore life. She’s joined by Calder, searching for his lost love, and Ash, whose growing attraction to Tessa distracts from his plan to avenge his murdered twin.

DREADMARROW THIEF is an enchanting coming-of-age story about a girl who seeks to wield great power, only to learn it comes at a terrible price.

“The quest narrative is exciting and compelling… a work of classic fantasy.” -The BookLife Prize


Book Overview:

Author: Marjory Kaptanoglu | Series: The Conjurer Fellstone Series | Format: eBook – ARC | Length: 225 pages | Publish Date: October 9, 2017 | Genre: YA Fantasy | Rated: ★ ★  | Recommend: Maybe

“Even Ryland often told me how he loved that I wasn’t a “typical” girl, but I rejected the notion that girls were all of a type instead of each being unique.”


Disclaimer: I received a copy of this book from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

I usually love fantasy books, and I feel like my bookshelves are full of them. However, for some reason, I just wasn’t able to get into this one as I would have liked.

One of the facts that I thought was cool was the idea that an item can make someone change into an animal. In the beginning of the book, the main character Tessa is in the form of a sparrow, thanks to an amulet called a “windrider”. She’s not an expert in using it by any means, but she has learned quickly how to use it to her advantage. Her entire world changes when her father is murdered brutally in front of her eyes, and she is almost captured by the evil Lord Fellstone and his cronies. However, she is able to escape, and it’s up to her, a shady fortune teller name Calder, and a boy named Ash to figure out a way to save her father from being permanently dead. They have to do all of that without being killed themselves.

I was glad that Ash was the one that went on the adventure rather than Tessa’s almost husband Ryland. That dude was a complete coward, and he wasn’t even that good of a swordsman. I think I would have been disappointed if it was Ryland that went on this adventure, as I feel like he would have been pretty much useless. The story is written well, and the pace is there, but I just couldn’t appreciate it the way I wanted to.

Now that doesn’t mean that I don’t think you shouldn’t read it. To each their own, and while I may not have loved it, I didn’t hate it either. I would say give it a chance, and you can come to your own conclusion. I may read the next book that comes out just so I can know what happens next.

Author Spotlight
Courtesy of Goodreads

Born: in Cohasset, MA, The United States
            September 03
Twitter: margiebk
Genre: Fantasy, Young Adult
Influences: J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, George R.R. Martin, Philip Pullman, Jonathan Stroud
Goodreads Member Since: March 2015

Marjory Kaptanoglu is a produced screenwriter and novelist. The indie films based on her scripts have screened at international film festivals, including Santa Barbara, Woodstock, San Diego, Nashville, and Cinequest. Her screenplays have won First Place awards at the Slamdance Film Festival, Table Read My Screenplay, the International Horror & Sci-fi Film Festival, and the Harlem International Film Festival, and have been recognized by the Academy Nicholl Fellowships in Screenwriting. She co-wrote the feature film, SLANDER, a political thriller adapted from Christopher Bram’s novel, GOSSIP, currently in pre-production.

Marjory Kaptanoglu’s debut novel, DREADMARROW THIEF, is a semifinalist in the 2017 William Faulkner – William Wisdom Creative Writing Competition, Novel-in-Progress category, under its previous title, FELLSTONE. The screenplay version of the novel won the Grand Prize in the 2016 Cynosure Screenwriting Awards.

Before turning to writing, Marjory worked as a software engineer at Apple Computer, where she designed the text-editing software for early versions of the Macintosh. She graduated from Stanford University with a B.A. in English. 

Marjory writes in many genres, probably because she also loves reading different genres. What she looks for is a good story, well-told and well-written.