The Austere Academy by Lemony Snicket

The Austere Academy by Lemony Snicket

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are at first optimistic–attending school is a welcome change for the book-loving trio, and the academy is allegedly safe from the dreaded Count Olaf, who is after their fortune.

Dear Reader, 

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire arc intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don’t. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. 

Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snapping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system. 

It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngsters, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night’s sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other book. 

With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket


Book Overview:

Author: Lemony Snicket | Series: A Series of Unfortunate Events | Format: Audiobook | Narrated by: Lemony Snicket | Length: 3 hours, 16 minutes | Publish Date: August 31, 2000 | Genre: YA/Childrens Fantasy | Rating: ★ ★ ★   | Recommend: Yes

“Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.”


I finally reached a point in this series that I never did before. I don’t remember why I didn’t continue this series back during my first read, but I’m working on it now. Progress, right?

Once again, the Baudelaires are sent to some terrible place because Mr. Poe refuses to take care of them along with his dreadful children. Apparently he doesn’t have time to take care of them, nor find appropriate guardians that won’t treat them like trash or will be smart enough to see past Count Olaf’s numerous and tasteless disguises. No, this is a series of unfortunate events. We all should know better than to think that one of these books in this long journey will actually have a positive outcome for them.

Although, I will say that this was my favorite book so far because something good did happen in their lives. They met the Quagmire triplets – although they only had the pleasure of meeting two of the three – and became good friends in a hopeless situation. That was probably the best part of this book, because even for a moment, the Baudelaires found kindred spirits and the Quagmires gave them hope.

Of course that didn’t last, but what did you expect?

Author Spotlight
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Born: San Francisco, United States
Genre: Children’s Books, Mystery & Thrillers
Goodreads Member Since: June 2014

Lemony Snicket had an unusual education and a perplexing youth and now endures a despondent adulthood. His previous published works include the thirteen volumes in A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Composer is Dead, and 13 Words. His new series is All The Wrong Questions.
The Star-Touched Queen by Roshani Chokshi

The Star-Touched Queen by Roshani Chokshi

Fate and fortune. Power and passion. What does it take to be the queen of a kingdom when you’re only seventeen?

Maya is cursed. With a horoscope that promises a marriage of death and destruction, she has earned only the scorn and fear of her father’s kingdom. Content to follow more scholarly pursuits, her whole world is torn apart when her father, the Raja, arranges a wedding of political convenience to quell outside rebellions. Soon Maya becomes the queen of Akaran and wife of Amar. Neither roles are what she expected: As Akaran’s queen, she finds her voice and power. As Amar’s wife, she finds something else entirely: Compassion. Protection. Desire…

But Akaran has its own secrets—thousands of locked doors, gardens of glass, and a tree that bears memories instead of fruit. Soon, Maya suspects her life is in danger. Yet who, besides her husband, can she trust? With the fate of the human and Otherworldly realms hanging in the balance, Maya must unravel an ancient mystery that spans reincarnated lives to save those she loves the most…including herself.


Book Overview:

Author: Roshani Chokshi | Series: The Star-Touched Queen | Format: Hardcover | Length: 342 pages | Publish Date: April 26, 2016 | Genre: YA Fantasy & Mythology | Literary Awards:  Andre Norton Award Nominee for Yount Adult Science Fiction and Fantasy (2016), Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Debut Goodreads Author (2016)| Rating: ★ ★ ★ ★  | Recommend: Yes

Your subjects will not remember you. They will not remember the shade of your eyes, the colors you favored or the beauty of your wives. They will only remember your impression upon their hearts and whether you filled them with glee or grief. That is your immortality.


Cheers to my first review of the new year!

I started my journey with a book that was full of fantasy and mythology. Even better, it was filled with Indian mythology, a topic that isn’t always in the spotlight. I don’t understand why not, when there are so many deities and stories so rich with morals and wonder in the Indian culture, that it should be shared with as many people as possible. I have always felt like the Indian culture was amazing, and I wish that I could have learned more about it when I was growing up. It also was a good thing that this book was written by an Indian author, so the authenticity is better.

This book was about a young woman named Mayavati, a princess of the Bharata Kingdom, but was shunned by everyone and anyone that knew about her. Her only fault was that when she was born, the horoscope of her future deemed her cursed, with a marriage that promised death and destruction. Was it her fault that her horoscope was so intense? Not at all. But that didn’t stop her own family members – with the exception of one of her sisters Gauri and her father, the Raja – from ostracizing her in public and even going as far as trying to kill her. Everyone else in the kingdom was afraid to approach her, or even talk to her, and she started to use that to her advantage. She learned the art of war by eavesdropping on her father’s war meetings and learned as much as she could about the history of Bharata. Her father even told her that if she had been born a male, she would have made a great leader. Unfortunately, that all changed when her father tells her that she needs to get married, and even worse: she needs to kill herself before that can even happen.

I couldn’t believe, and I don’t think Maya could either.

Luckily, right before she takes the poison nectar that her father slips to her privately, one of her many suitors – a man named Amar – takes her away from the fighting that broke out and whisks her away from her entire world. Literally.

Is everything going to be perfect, now that she is the ruler of the Akaran Kingdom? Will she be a good Queen and ruler of this new realm? Is everything what it seems in a kingdom that is utterly silent? You know, besides this creepy voice giving her nightmares:

“I’ve never tasted dreams so sweetSuch pearly flesh and tender meatOh queen, if you only knewYou’d gladly rip your heart in two”


Because that’s totally normal, right?

I am so glad that this was the first book I finished this year. I absolutely fell in love with this world, and it really made me want to visit India and learn more about their myths and legends. I appreciated Maya and her determination to live and fight for the right to live, rather than accept her horoscope and be submissive to this culture. Of course, there were times where I was yelling at her not to trust certain people, or do certain things, but not every protagonist will be perfect. I personally like it better when they aren’t perfect, or it becomes way too unrealistic. I just really liked this book, and I can’t wait to read the second one!

Author Spotlight
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Born: The United States
Genre: Fantasy
Influences: Catherynne Valente, Laini Taylor, Holly Black, Neil Gaiman, Vladimir Nabokov, Angela Carter, Donna Tartt, Diana Wynne Jones
Goodreads Member Since: December 2013

Roshani Chokshi is the New York Times bestselling author of The Star-Touched Queen and A CROWN OF WISHES. Her middle grade debut, ARU SHAH AND THE END OF TIME, will release April 3, 2018 with Disney/Rick Riordan Presents. Her next young adult novel, THE GILDED WOLVES, is slated for Winter 2019. Chokshi’s work has appeared in Strange Horizons, Shimmer, and Book Smugglers. She was a finalist in the 2016 Andre Norton Award and the Locus Top Ten for Best First Novel. Her short story, “The Star Maiden,” was longlisted for the British Fantasy Science Award.